Because my husband was groped at Sunflower Market yesterday. I'm sure he loves a good groping now and then, but when it is by a homely-looking woman and her 90 year old mother, it might be a slightly different story.
She didn't explain why she was embracing Steven until after she had held him for at least a good five seconds. I don't even hug him for five seconds so I thought she was either REALLY lonely or she had some legitimate reason to fondle my husband mid-day in the grocery store.
Turns out, the touchy feely old bag was hugging my husband because it's Military Appreciation Month. Oh boy. So I'd like to say thank you to all of Steven's fellow service member for signing up for the military.
Alright, well that's done. Let's see what other appreciation-type things are official this month:
National Better Sleep Month.... yeah... right.
National Asparagus Month- Because everyone needs a little more asparagus in their life
National Hamburger Month- nom nom nom
National Month of Man- Oh give me a break.
Okay. I'm not going to inflict any of these other silly national months on you... but a National Kick Ass Moms Month should be instated stat.
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